The name's Jess, dudes. 14, from England. Hannibal, Under the dome, AHS, FOB, SWS and more!
Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
fun drinking game for the kids: listen to fall out boy. every time patrick sings ‘ohhhhh’ or ‘woah’ take a shot
you will die
believers never die
i have made a terrible mistake
On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered
A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered
The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90
The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old
75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
i love how he wasn’t even informed if it was okay to use his face on a massive poster in a magazine