The name's Jess, dudes. 14, from England. Hannibal, Under the dome, AHS, FOB, SWS and more!
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
when you join a new fandom excited about your new ship but find out it’s a minority ship and there’s like no blogs, art or fics for it
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
Finish this s
oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!